Why $SHIT?
When degeneracy meets destiny. Ride the $SHIT wave!
Top $SHIT Features
- 💩 100% Meme Energy
- 💩 Zero Utility
- 💩 Infinite Speculation
- 💩 Pure Degeneracy
Degenerate Reviews
“I sold my house for $SHIT and now I live in a van, but I have hope.”
“Best decision of my life. I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing.”
“I told my mom I was an 'investor' after buying $SHIT. She still isn’t proud of me.”
“I thought I wrote the book on disappearing funds, but $SHIT outplays even my finest schemes!”
– Sam Bankman-Fried
“I’ve diamond-handed every rug in crypto, but $SHIT finally gives my portfolio that authentic sewer-scented edge!”
“Stablecoins weren’t stable, my LUNA wasn’t lunar, and yet $SHIT delivers exactly what it promises—pure, unfiltered crap!”
– Do Kwon
